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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2998 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?