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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7346 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 536966 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?