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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6566 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!