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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!
