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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6245 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!