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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8531 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 522130 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!