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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1621 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!