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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8499 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!