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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4487 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6055 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4155 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!