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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2426 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 3432 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!