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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1001 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 202 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 219 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!