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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8832 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 116 | New Chunks Explored: | 466227 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!