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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4224 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!