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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2970 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 277 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!