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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3977 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1577 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
