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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
