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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2933 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 465 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!