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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
