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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1149 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
