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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6651 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!