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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4277 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!