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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6607 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!