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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4444 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2661 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3945 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!