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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3679 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!