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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8697 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
