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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5247 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1933 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
