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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8498 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
