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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 909 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!