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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6316 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!