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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7190 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5679 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
