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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8481 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
