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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5785 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 4661 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!
