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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6022 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 987 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!