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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3541 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 43 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!