Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

    GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AppleBlockCraft

    AppleBlockCraft
    So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

    But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

    But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

    So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PFAS Groundwater Escape

    PFAS Groundwater Escape
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!

    ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!
    ArdynFall SMP Overview
    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
    Brand New World
    Established & Close-Knit Community
    No Planned Server Resets
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups
    Dedicated Staff Team
    Player-Run Economy
    Exciting Events
    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join ArdynFall SMP? Join our discord server and follow the application process.
    Are there any server resets planned? No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe.
    What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use? We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above.
    Is the server active and well-maintained? Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players.
    Are there any special events on the server? Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Star Shards Collected: 265

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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