Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SkelePetra’s Treasury

    SkelePetra’s Treasury
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Regenos

    Regenos

    Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

    All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

    FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!
    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

    Event:

    Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny Gameplay
    • Balanced Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

    A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

    Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

    A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: How often are new features added to the server?

    A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Maria’s Minecraft Server

    Maria’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses Server

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
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    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Potions Brewed: 141
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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