Counselium: where even the cows have their own therapist. Now with 1.21 vanilla flavor! Join us now on java.

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Counselium <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/vacation-music/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Counselium Minecraft Server!

About Counselium:

Counselium is a brand new MC server dedicated to giving massive projects a home. Our goal is to establish a vibrant, long-lasting community where players can work together to complete challenging builds, take part in community events, and create a fully immersive Minecraft experience.

What Is Special About Counselium?

Exclusive Access: We keep memberships invite-only.

Outstanding Community Initiatives: We promote large-scale projects that showcase the skills of our community.

Active and Involved Community: Our participants are dedicated to fostering a welcoming atmosphere.

Long-Term Vision: We intend to remain active and vibrant for many years to come.

What We Provide:

Dedicated Server: Lag-free gameplay on a high-end server.

Community Events: Regularly planned contests, building challenges, and events.

Collaborative Projects: Opportunity to work with other players on elaborate builds.

Friendly Environment: A supportive and encouraging community.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Counselium Minecraft Server?

A: To apply for an invite, simply message john.saint on discord with a brief introduction and examples of your previous builds or Minecraft experience.

Q: What sets Counselium apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Counselium focuses on large-scale community projects and fostering a welcoming atmosphere for dedicated players.

Q: Is there a cost to join Counselium?

A: Membership is invite-only, ensuring that each member is committed and enthusiastic about Minecraft.

Q: What kind of community events are held on Counselium?

A: Regular contests, building challenges, and various events are planned to keep the server lively and engaging.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	664	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Emeralds Found:	9789	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

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Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”