so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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