so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Void Gems Collected: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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