so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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