so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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