so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
New Chunks Explored: 400531 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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