Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3771
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Farms Harvested:	160	Runes Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9732
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4323	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Zombie Dances:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	4599
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	799	Ores Mined:	7511
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	3040	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Votes:	5658	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	677	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1737
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	293
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	1828
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	7160	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1