Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
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