Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Void Gems Collected: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Star Shards Collected: 105 Divine Spears Created: 12
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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