CouchPotatoMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	752	Mines Excavated:	1241
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/embedded-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-evogames/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6021

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	4797
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.