Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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