Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 1596 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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