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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	3036
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8646	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Votes:	7616

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	387	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	9587	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	9968	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

Players:	99/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15