Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Potions Brewed: 73 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Magic Items Found: 5534 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 848689
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Dimension Hops: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 161
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 181 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magic Items Found: 5874

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Emeralds Found: 7124
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Animals Bred: 175
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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